Laughter is the shock absorber

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life. http://bit.ly/aQmkEb

Always laugh when you can.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine. http://bit.ly/9wCWSA

"You will not be punished

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger." Buddah

Once you try these chocolate

Once you try these chocolate chip cookies, Toll House will be toast! http://bit.ly/cyhWOr /via @the_stir

Alyssa_Milano: Visualization of the meaning

Alyssa_Milano: Visualization of the meaning of colors http://is.gd/bGpyh (via @brainpicker)

MilesFisher: One of the more

MilesFisher: One of the more inventive business cards I've seen yet http://bit.ly/aOAEyN

MilesFisher: Near perfect home in

MilesFisher: Near perfect home in Pittwater Bay, Australia http://bit.ly/bLeMtk

MilesFisher: Pretty cool footage of

MilesFisher: Pretty cool footage of an octopus stealing a man's camera and swimming off with it. http://bit.ly/9KY3Qx

msnbc: 'Twilight' patriarch Cullen tops

msnbc: 'Twilight' patriarch Cullen tops Forbes' list of richest fictional characters http://bit.ly/cETIt0

3% of all pregnant women

3% of all pregnant women will give birth to twins, a 65% increase since 1980. http://bit.ly/dCk3s9

@YahooGreen Anyone ever try this?

@YahooGreen Anyone ever try this? RT @ PlanetGreen: Forget About Sushi; Rub Wasabi On Your Skin! http://dlvr.it/WX02

FWD: twitingly: I have friends

FWD: twitingly: I have friends on FB :))) http://bit.ly/aAOg9W

People who laugh a lot

People who laugh a lot are much healthier than those who don't. Why? --> http://bit.ly/daAZpD #omgfacts

OverheardinER: RT @changeHealth: Is your

OverheardinER: RT @changeHealth: Is your doctor laughing at you? http://cot.ag/a3QCKy @overheardiner

5 Twitter Practices People Have

5 Twitter Practices People Have to Stop Doing http://bit.ly/bQL5cM

Your go-to pharmacy guide for

Your go-to pharmacy guide for the best allergy meds out there. Print and shop: http://ow.ly/1zoOD

Give Me a Sign: The

Give Me a Sign: The Stories Behind 5 Hand Gestures (High Five, Vulcan Salute & More) http://bit.ly/aJ5BUr

@RachaelRayShow: Want to look better

@RachaelRayShow: Want to look better naked? Who doesn't & we've got great tips from http://bit.ly/9jyEH7

Alyssa_Milano: 40+ Hilarious Facebook Comic

Alyssa_Milano: 40+ Hilarious Facebook Comic Strips & Fan Art http://su.pr/2Szow5

@msnbc_travel: Injured? Sick? Volcano? The

@msnbc_travel: Injured? Sick? Volcano? The ABCs of trip insurance http://bit.ly/aKYtAh

twitingly: DAILY AFFIRMATION: It is

twitingly: DAILY AFFIRMATION: It is enough to have done my best http://bit.ly/97KR1h

twitingly: How different are you

twitingly: How different are you today than you were ten years ago? http://bit.ly/cW5tRw

Traffic lights were invented BEFORE

Traffic lights were invented BEFORE cars and electricity, and they used to EXPLODE! http://bit.ly/d5S7vM

Pac-Man doesn't end. A bug

Pac-Man doesn't end. A bug at the 256th level makes it impossible to keep playing! http://bit.ly/9bw85v

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer has

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer has NOTHING to do with Christmas. http://bit.ly/9yNIZR

@PasteMagazine's favorite Twitterers from musician

@PasteMagazine's favorite Twitterers from musicians to comedians to funny fakes: http://bit.ly/aCUW5i

Want to prevent razor bumps?

Want to prevent razor bumps? Use snail mucus! http://bit.ly/9BXBZ5

cafemom: "Children have more need

cafemom: "Children have more need of models than of critics."- Carolyn Coats

@ErinNicole5: have a new blog:

@ErinNicole5: have a new blog: 1000 Awesome Things :)
My Awesome for the Day"

postsecret: today i found your

postsecret: today i found your book that said "you found this for a reason -Frank." at Great Seneca Park.

Alyssa_Milano: Your First Year on

Alyssa_Milano: Your First Year on Twitter 10 Significant Milestones http://bit.ly/9wb5KN

Alyssa_Milano: Clothes that Tweet! Yes,

Alyssa_Milano: Clothes that Tweet! Yes, really: http://j.mp/9knl3l (via @twitter_tips @cheth)

twitingly: DAILY AFFIRMATION: I am

twitingly: DAILY AFFIRMATION: I am kind, compassionate and gentle with myself. http://bit.ly/daGWlk

I think of life itself

I think of life itself now as a wonderful play that I've written for myself http://bit.ly/ajqJOX

twitingly: It's not who you

twitingly: It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not. http://bit.ly/963HQ9

John Battelle, founder of Wired,

John Battelle, founder of Wired, writes an open letter to Apple http://bit.ly/9YRsDn

cafemom: These moms named some

cafemom: These moms named some baby items they couldn't live without, join in and share your fave! http://bit.ly/9VPXQ5

cafemom: Get a Dairy Queen

cafemom: Get a Dairy Queen Blizzard this week for 25 cents. You're Welcome! http://bit.ly/c7jgSJ /via @the_stir

FWD: twitingly: DAILY AFFIRMATION: I

FWD: twitingly: DAILY AFFIRMATION: I am wise and adventurous. http://bit.ly/cIO4An

twitingly: It is better to

twitingly: It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. http://bit.ly/ddJgP1

twitingly: "Procrastination is the greatest

twitingly: "Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time." http://bit.ly/azAXMK

postsecret: 1 out of every

postsecret: 1 out of every 3 U.S. teens text 100 times, or more, every day. (NPR story) http://adjix.com/ypz6

Take a peek at the

Take a peek at the redbox Top 20 rentals: http://bit.ly/baRyev Make sure you stay on top of the best movies.

BlackguyExec: Highly Motivated. Truly Dedicated.

BlackguyExec: Highly Motivated. Truly Dedicated. Never Duplicated.

twitingly: It takes courage to

twitingly: It takes courage to become who you really want to be. http://bit.ly/bZWGLL

twitingly: Indecision is the key

twitingly: Indecision is the key to flexibility :) http://bit.ly/dBDkbG

ur hair as a health

ur hair as a health barometer: Brunettes show hair loss more and blondes should protect their eyes: http://ow.ly/1BX2J

yahooomg: What Were They Thinking?!

yahooomg: What Were They Thinking?! http://bit.ly/9T6ayG

We met him (20 yo

We met him (20 yo M) outside his parents house. He says "I was wanking and couldn't cum, I want to go to to ED

Sometimes I need to remember

Sometimes I need to remember this: Mother Teresa's Anyway Poem http://bit.ly/cM85zj

"Dr. Seuss" was a fake

"Dr. Seuss" was a fake name that the author was using after he was busted for drinking in college. http://bit.ly/cT7ScU

"The pill turns 50 this

"The pill turns 50 this year, but experts wonder why almost half of U.S. pregnancies are unplanned."

Most of us spend our

Most of us spend our entire lives breathing the wrong way. http://ow.ly/1ANt6

Sometimes I need to remember

Sometimes I need to remember this: Mother Teresa's Anyway Poem http://bit.ly/cM85zj

msnbc: RT @msnbc_wow Man loses

msnbc: RT @msnbc_wow Man loses part of finger in iPad theft http://bit.ly/bRyrD4

In 1979, a woman jumped

In 1979, a woman jumped off the 86th floor of the Empire State Building, and LIVED. How? http://bit.ly/93H6jA

Runny nose & itchy eyes

Runny nose & itchy eyes ruining an otherwise perfect Wednesday? Time for our best allergy blockers: http://ow.ly/1BmHF

Wen u think cheating, it's

Wen u think cheating, it's lipstick-stained collars & Don Draper-esque 4* hotel romps. new deception: http://ow.ly/1ANEC

twitingly: The smallest act of

twitingly: The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention. ~Oscar Wilde http://bit.ly/cPRi3A

twitingly: Hi guys... I will

twitingly: Hi guys... I will now be posting on my Official FB page, so JOIN ME there at: http://www.facebook.com/atelman

twitingly: Hi guys... I will

twitingly: Hi guys... I will now be posting on my Official FB page, so JOIN ME there at: http://www.facebook.com/atelman

cafemom: Every promise counts! Make

cafemom: Every promise counts! Make a commitment - Make a difference! http://bit.ly/drrkI6

The vagina guide: Learn all

The vagina guide: Learn all your girl parts (they are more complicated than you think)! http://ow.ly/1ytc0

Success is 10% inspiration, 90%

Success is 10% inspiration, 90% last-minute changes. ~ From a billboard advertisement

Boys w unusual first names

Boys w unusual first names r+ likely 2 hav mental probs than boys w norm names. Girls don't have this problem.

Happy Birthday, Apple! the Steves

Happy Birthday, Apple! the Steves formed Apple on 4/1/76. To celebrate, here are 10 Apple facts: http://bit.ly/arKsjD

Find out what song was

Find out what song was #1 the day you were born. It's sort of like musical zodiac. http://bit.ly/dBDYoZ

cafemom: Had a long day

cafemom: Had a long day and need to vent? Join our "Need 2 Vent" group and let it all out. http://bit.ly/cuy5xd

All planets rotate counterclockwise, except

All planets rotate counterclockwise, except for one - Venus. Scientists think Venus was struck by an asteroid.

FWD: twitingly: Men expect too

FWD: twitingly: Men expect too much, do too little. ~Allen Tate

FWD: Alyssa_Milano: Facebook Exposes Users'

FWD: Alyssa_Milano: Facebook Exposes Users' Private Email Addresses http://huff.to/cq2elh (via @huffingtonpost)

6 Easter Traditions You Might

6 Easter Traditions You Might Not Know About -- http://bit.ly/asT7ox

April Fool's Day Hoax (1998):

April Fool's Day Hoax (1998): "The AL st leg has voted to change the value of pi to the round number of 3."

MilesFisher: This is extraordinary -

MilesFisher: This is extraordinary - Scarface School Play by six graders - http://bit.ly/aDryjB

Kate Bosworth suffers a condition

Kate Bosworth suffers a condition in which her eyes are different colors. http://bit.ly/bxiSRR

NathanFillion: Just a reminder- When

NathanFillion: Just a reminder- When in a restaurant, put your phone on silent, and leave the table to answer it.

Alyssa_Milano: 13 Types Of Twitter

Alyssa_Milano: 13 Types Of Twitter Personalities: Which One Are You? http://bit.ly/2icLOg (via @tremendousnews)

Alyssa_Milano: Awesome = The art

Alyssa_Milano: Awesome = The art of great writing: 60 writing tips from six great writers: http://bit.ly/91aqUw

rt: johncmayer: "I don't know

rt: johncmayer: "I don't know that to be true" is the new "you're out of your fucking mind if you believe that."

If you cant get someone

If you cant get someone off your mind they are probably supposed to be there... http://bit.ly/9jmXHp

Find out what blood type

Find out what blood type u are & see if it matches ur personality: http://bit.ly/apQEAc

FWD: twitingly: Encourage desires to

FWD: twitingly: Encourage desires to freely flow in your imagination... http://bit.ly/9Jf3W5

FWD: Alyssa_Milano: How To: Prevent

FWD: Alyssa_Milano: How To: Prevent and Report Online Stalking: http://bit.ly/a94bjS (via @mparent77772)

Which kind of Tweeter are

Which kind of Tweeter are you? @Resila breaks down the 13 types on Twitter -- http://bit.ly/9wdZlP

People who laugh a lot

People who laugh a lot are much healthier than those who don't. Why? --> http://bit.ly/daAZpD #omgfacts

FWD: twitingly: DAILY AFFIRMATION: I

FWD: twitingly: DAILY AFFIRMATION: I love and accept myself. http://bit.ly/bPbOyx

FWD: mental_floss: 10 Arguments Against

FWD: mental_floss: 10 Arguments Against Paying Taxes (That Won't Work) -- http://bit.ly/aKoPjk

FWD: ABC News Should this

FWD: ABC News Should this woman be allowed to see her children?
http://bit.ly/c79zKt.

The History Of #AprilFools Day

The History Of #AprilFools Day & The Funniest Pranks Of All Time: http://huff.to/awkWNa

FWD: MilesFisher: 12 Classic April

FWD: MilesFisher: 12 Classic April Fool's Hoaxes- http://bit.ly/aABPo5

How to: Scare a guy

How to: Scare a guy away (video) http://is.gd/b9emM (via @RomChallenged)

ur fav all-American products, or

ur fav all-American products, or what u thot were all-American products http://bit.ly/bHrc2d (via @msnbc_business)

FWD: Alyssa_Milano: How Your Political

FWD: Alyssa_Milano: How Your Political Views Change as You Age http://ow.ly/16Xirb (via @GOODfeed)

FWD: WomensHealthMag: The reason behind

FWD: WomensHealthMag: The reason behind your caffeine headaches: http://ow.ly/1tHE6

FWD: OMGFacts: Dipsomania is an

FWD: OMGFacts: Dipsomania is an insatiable craving for alcohol. #omgfacts

FWD: WomensHealthMag: 10 ways to

FWD: WomensHealthMag: 10 ways to save more on groceries! http://bit.ly/4NrWUr

FWD: OMGFacts: The dot over

FWD: OMGFacts: The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle. #omgfacts

FWD: MilesFisher: Worst (best?) parallel

FWD: MilesFisher: Worst (best?) parallel parking job ever http://bit.ly/EWwFK

FWD: OMGFacts: Kermit the Frog

FWD: OMGFacts: Kermit the Frog is left-handed. #omgfacts

FWD: Alyssa_Milano: 6 Scientific Reasons

FWD: Alyssa_Milano: 6 Scientific Reasons People Drive Like Assholes: http://bit.ly/bUuDdo (via @cracked)

FWD: Alyssa_Milano: 11 Memorable Tweets

FWD: Alyssa_Milano: 11 Memorable Tweets That Shook The World http://huff.to/9ENXaM (via @AlexMLeo @HuffPostTech)

FWD: mental_floss: From Stephen Colbert

FWD: mental_floss: From Stephen Colbert to Jesus, here are 10 awesome works of LEGO -- http://bit.ly/cw5Gmm

Stuff you need to look

Stuff you need to look better naked. http://ow.ly/1wdZT

Success is 10% inspiration, 90%

Success is 10% inspiration, 90% last-minute changes. ~ From a billboard advertisement

FWD: cafemom: Sew Magical! Turn

FWD: cafemom: Sew Magical! Turn a shirt into a skirt without using a needle! http://bit.ly/bzds9r /via @the_stir

FWD: WomensHealthMag: 9 THINGS A

FWD: WomensHealthMag: 9 THINGS A MAN WILL NEVER TELL YOU (#1 will shock you): http://ow.ly/1wEot

FWD: OMGFacts: Sex is the

FWD: OMGFacts: Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium. #omgfacts

FWD: OMGFacts: Want to get

FWD: OMGFacts: Want to get in shape? Laugh. A lot. Why? ---> http://bit.ly/9AoDk8 #omgfacts

DAILY AFFIRMATION: I am able

DAILY AFFIRMATION: I am able to take risks and try new things without fear. http://bit.ly/dfZN0r

Odds are, any memory you

Odds are, any memory you believe you have before the age of 4 is NOT real! Why? --> http://bit.ly/brtSXW #omgfacts

FWD: Alyssa_Milano: Bwahaha! 14 Funniest

FWD: Alyssa_Milano: Bwahaha! 14 Funniest Anti Microsoft Pictures: http://is.gd/aVmyD (via @manikarthik)

"You can learn many things

"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance." - Franklin P. Jones

Jack Daniels died from a

Jack Daniels died from a blood disease he got cutting his toe when kicking open a safe.

"Love never claims, it ever

"Love never claims, it ever gives."
- Mohandas K. Ghandi

Teen mom faces painful choice

Teen mom faces painful choice with newborn daughter http://bit.ly/9gL52d

On a clear night, a

On a clear night, a human can see a candle burning as far as 30 miles away.

Approximately 80% of all paper

Approximately 80% of all paper money in the US contains traces of cocaine.

twitingly: Time you enjoy wasting,

twitingly: Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. John Lennon

FWD: twitingly: Don't look where

FWD: twitingly: Don't look where you fall, but where you slipped. ~African Proverb

Face what you think you

Face what you think you believe and you will be surprised. William Hale White

FWD: twitingly: RT @quotme: "A

FWD: twitingly: RT @quotme: "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." - Jim Morrison

20% of all marriages fail

20% of all marriages fail within 5 years. So how do you AVOID being the starter wife? http://bit.ly/cevdw1

FWD: postsecret: Online list of

FWD: postsecret: Online list of all possible Pictionary answers (spoiler). http://adjix.com/2ndz (thx Kendel).

The science behind hair growth

The science behind hair growth & some tips: http://bit.ly/cYDSeQ

FWD: Alyssa_Milano: Scientists Get Closer

FWD: Alyssa_Milano: Scientists Get Closer to Understanding Why We Age - http://bit.ly/c6XqBl (via @ManiKarthik)

FWD: cafemom: Crafting for boys

FWD: cafemom: Crafting for boys . . . cute ideas! http://bit.ly/aM2ila

FWD: twitingly: "Three things can't

FWD: twitingly: "Three things can't be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love." - Yiddish proverb
#twitingly